Thursday, November 20, 2008

Palin talks as turkey bleeds for "fun" backdrop

Palin pardons turkey as bird bleeds out on camera
As she staged an impromptu press conference after pardoning one lucky bird, a worker at the Triple D Farm and Hatchery in Wasilla sliced a turkey's neck, bled it out and twisted its head off behind the governor, directly in the camera's line of fire.




"Certainly we'll even invite criticism for doin' this too, but at least this was fun!" she pronounced.


UPDATE:
As commenter "Slamdance" pointed out, MSNBC blurred some portions of this. So if you can stomach it, here's the unedited version of the interview. It's not any more bloody or anything, just packs more of a punch when you see the turkey fighting for it's life at the precise moment that she says

Update: Cajun Boy... Once again, that dastardly liberal media has tricked bat-shit crazy, fake baby birthing church lady Sarah Palin into appearing buffoonish 11/25/08
UPDATE: Sarah Palin Still Wearing Campaign Clothes 12/1/08
UPDATE: Palin vs. Murkowski… 12/2/08

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Palin talks and talks and talks and talks

Sarah Palin told CNN's Wolf Blitzer....









Sarah Palin is still the star!
Will she get her own Republican show now she is the party?







Sarah Palin, the main celebrity attraction at Republican Governors Association Annual Conference in Miami

She will work for Obama




Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Nipper talks and talks...

Wendy McCaw's Santa Barbara News-Press co-publisher speaks, says... not much.

"Santa Barbara's Best Kept Man was on TV last night being interviewed..."

The Ernie "Solomon" Show

"...the Santa Barbara version of "Blue Velvet" starring Nipper [von Weisenberger] and newest sidekick Don Katich [Director of News Operations]..."

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Sarah Palin returns to Alaska after defeat

Denies all rumors
Palin returns to Alaska after defeat
November 2008
Alaska governor Palin refused to take the blame for Republican John McCain's defeat in the White House race and said it was time for Americans to come together.







Palin, what next?

November 5, 2008 news conference in Anchorage, Alaska. Fox News gave 10 minutes of Infomercial, or more, to pitch her stories. Energy and workers.

She had no interest to leave
the stage.

Oh, Sarah Palin, your trashy ass may be back in Alaska today, but you’ve left enough enemies down here in the contiguous U.S. — the real, pro-America America — to keep Wonkette going until Christmas. From this wonderful Newsweek collection of campaign trails, we learn today that Palin’s shopping spree was a lot worse than the original outrageous $150,000 orgy of luxury.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008